Archive for the ‘Jennifer Lopez’ Category

J.Lo’s Neighbor From the Block Selling House

In Jennifer Lopez on March 12, 2008 at 10:33 am

J.Lo, oh, excuse me being that I’ve just committed the unthinkable…rather…Yeni’s divorce attorney neighbor in the richy rich NY suburb Brookville has put up his house for sale.


What could have prompted this sale offer? Surely, Yeni has sound-proof walls and her querido neighbors cannot hear all her post-partum whining and her bratty twins.

Maybe the paparazzi can have a money pool and purchase the house with the resulting funds. Then they can photog J.Lo in all seasons, and from all angles. They won’t need 20K lens to get a close-up, then Hee, hee. Want to get a view of Yeni’s casa? Read the rest of this entry »


Twins Turn J.Lo into a Germ Freak

In Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony on March 7, 2008 at 8:30 am

How motherhood has changed Yeni. I mean, besides, those extra butts she no doubt has now. She’s turned into a germ freak:


Yeni imposed a ban on flowers and gifts entering in the babies’ nursery, because she wants to keep it squeaky clean. Guests coming to see Emme and Max had to use surgery masks and apply antiseptic lotion prior to handling the bebes and entering their nurseries. And that ain’t all of it.  A source told the press:

“She is also paranoid about hygiene. The twins’ wing is totally sterile and all flowers and presents are stored in a separate area so they don’t contaminate the babies’ area. It may sound excessive but she only has her kids’ best interests at heart and wants to give them the start in life she never had.”[Source]

Ninos Ricachones

In Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony on March 6, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Wonder how life is for Yeni’s twins? Wonder, not.  


They’ve got the complete baby spoiling deluxe package, including a masseuse to massage Max’s little bones into gear, and Emme’s toosh to look like her mother’s in matter of years:

“Jennifer has gone all-out to give the twins an amazing childhood. She hired a colour therapist to paint the nursery a beautiful aquamarine and light blue – colours which are supposed to have intelligence-boosting properties. She listened to classical music all through her pregnancy and is now having music piped through to the nursery to help relax the babies. She has hired a professional baby masseuse to come in once or twice a week.” 

With their million dollar baby trousseau, I wasn’t expecting Baby Emme and Baby Max to be treated like pobres, but goodness, isn’t Yeni’s baby pampering careening out of control?


Dayanara Torres Writting a Book

In Dayanara Torres, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony on March 4, 2008 at 9:00 am

Former Miss Universe and la ex mujer de Marc Anthony Dayanara Torres is writing a book, scheduled to be released this summer.


“Es un libro precioso, espiritual, sobre cómo sobrellevar un divorcio con gracia, y haciendo un compromiso contigo misma. Dayanara lo escribió con su hermana, quien es consejera de salud mental”

It’s a wonderful book, spiritual, about how to deal with divorce  with grace, and coming to terms with your own self.

Don’t expect any great tidbits about J.Lo and Marc curiously titled Married to Me: How committing to Myself Led To Triumph After Divorce. According to Dayanara’s camp, the book is not an autobiography, but a self-help book.

Aw come on, Dayanara. A little bit of juice, please. No sordid revelations, even with that deceptive book title? How’d she ever get that book deal without releasing a little bit of about Marky?

Salma on New Mom J.Lo

In Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek on March 3, 2008 at 11:00 am

Ever wondered what Salma Hayek thinks of new mom Jennifer Lopez?


The actress, approached by US Magazine at de Grisogono’s Hollywood Domino event at the Beverly Hills Hotel told the magazine:

“I wish them the best.  They will do great.”

Wonder if Salma will share her breast-feeding and post-partum weight loss secrets with Yeni?

Welcome Emme and Max

In Christina Aguilera, Emme Anthony, Jennifer Lopez, Max Anthony on March 3, 2008 at 8:45 am

So Yeni and Marky decided to name their newborns Emme and Max  the English equivalents of Emmelina and Maximiano.  


ChrissyAgui also named her son Max, leaving the imagination running all salvaje with one question: did Yeni and ChrissyAgui buy the same baby naming book?


Jennifer Lopez Home with her Twins

In Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony on February 27, 2008 at 8:46 am

Yeni is at home along with those twins with the on-the-hush names, says her OB/Gyn.


Yeni’s friend and producer Elaine Goldsmith-Thomas buzzed over the bliss that La Lopez and the contentment Skeletor papi are enjoying lately:

She and Marc are so ready for a family. They love each other so much and built this beautiful life together. It feels like the only thing missing were these children, and now they have them. She really enjoyed her pregnancy.”

But child rearing will be left to the nanna. La Lopez is supposed to be filming her new movie Love and Other Possible Pursuits later on this year.

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Jennifer Lopez Gives Birth to Twins

In Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony on February 22, 2008 at 9:27 am

Congratulations to Yeni and Marky. They are parents to a boy and girl born this morning in a Long Island Hospital. Names haven’t leaked yet. But I wager, one will be a Marc Anthony, Jr., and the other (the girl) will have the surname of some Lopez relative.


You’re a nobody, til you give birth. Go J.Lo. Having those extra booties and inflated mammaries will all be worth it.


Baby Dearests in the Making

In Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony on February 20, 2008 at 10:10 am

What about Yeni’s babies? As she’s readying to give birth, I’ve been examining the damage. A $6 million dollar deal for their pics. Thousands of dollars spent on their nurseries. What will Yeni do for an encore? These spoiled brats aren’t even born and they’re having money thrown to them and at them.


I think we can look forward to the consequences in years to come. Think when these ninos grow up instant gratification will be the norm for them. Gird up your loins Yeni.

Billboard Latin Award Nominees Are In!

In Camila, Daddy Yankee, Enrique Iglesias, Jennifer Lopez, Juan Luis Guerra, Juanes, Karis, Marc Anthony, Miguel Bose, Ricardo Arjona, Spanish Harlem Orchestra, Wisin Y Yandel on February 8, 2008 at 8:00 am

Cuban drum roll please…Billboard Latin nominations have been announced.


Yeni received a nod for her album “Como Ama Una Mujer”. About time Mrs. Marc Anthony got herself some sort of industry validation for that album.  Wisin y Yandel copped noms as well. As if they needed any more reasons to get full of themselves. The Miami Herald had listings in other categories:


Hot Latin Song of The Year: Mi corazoncito — Aventura; No te veo — Casa De Leones; Dimelo — Enrique Iglesias; Me enamora — Juanes [No more drama for Juanes and more awards!]

Latin Album Of The Year (New Category): Todo cambio — Camila; El cartel: The Big Boss — Daddy Yankee; Como ama una mujer — Jennifer Lopez; Wisin vs. Yandel: Los extraterrestres — Wisin & Yandel


Latin Pop Album of the Year, Male: Quién dijo ayer — Ricardo Arjona; Papito — Miguel Bose; Viento a favor — Alejandro Fernández; La vida . . . es un ratico — Juanes [ooh, Juanes again. Congrats compadre!]

Tropical Album Of The Year,

Duo Or Group: Kings Of Bachata: Sold Out At Madison Square

Garden — Aventura; La llave de mi corazón — Juan Luis Guerra Y 440; [Juan Luis Guerra again! Oh, well good for this papacito; Los 4 fantasticos — Karis; United We Swing – Spanish Harlem Orchestra


Could Camila supplant RBD in the music biz? All they have to do is get a girl or two to join.

Congrats to all.