Archive for the ‘Eva Longoria’ Category

Desperate Wife Got an Ugly Bag

In Eva Longoria on March 5, 2008 at 10:37 am

Here is E.Lo at the Westfield County, Texas, showing her support for Hilary Clinton.


And look at that sack, um, purse. Que feo, no?


Eva Longoria Defends Gabrielle Solis

In Eva Longoria on February 28, 2008 at 8:30 am

Someone with a Bible could pin down Gabrielle Solis’s rupture of all the ten commandments over the last couple of seasons of “Desperate Housewives”, even the woman who plays her E.Lo.


“I wouldn’t like me very much if I did all those things to my girlfriends. I think Marc Cherry [the show’s writer] writes these evil, evil things but in a light, fun way with great physical comedy aspects to it. I don’t know why people like her but I’m really glad [they] do.”

Yeah? You wouldn’t have a career otherwise. We see how you’re always whining, and you have a big stash, a fine husband, and plenty of designers sucking up. Wonder where the whining meter would be, if that wasn’t the case. 

Eva Longoria’s Crushing

In Eva Longoria on February 26, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Looks like E.Lo has a crush. And it ain’t on marido Tony Parker. The hyphenated misssus confessed that she has a crush on…


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Eva Longoria Gets No Love From PETA

In Eva Longoria on February 21, 2008 at 8:00 am

E.Lo might be the apple of Tony Parker’s eyes, but she’s not getting any carino from animal rights organization PETA. The organization placed her on their list of 2008 worst-dressed celebrities, saying:


“Eva Longoria is short on compassion. In her trashy furs, she looks like the streetwalker of Wisteria Lane. Eva is one “desperate housewife” in need of a quickie divorce – from her stylist.”

Whoo. That ain’t cold. That’s frigid. E.Lo if you want to evade all that hate don’t go around in those Basso coats, yokay?

Latinas on AskMen’s 99 Sexiest Women Countdown

In Adriana Lima, Ana De La Reguera, Christina Aguilera, Danna Garcia, Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Jessica Alba, Nadine Velazquez, Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, Shakira, Sofia Vergara on February 1, 2008 at 8:50 am

AskMen.com did their annual 99 Sexiest Women countdown and not suprisingly, a lot of Latinas made the list. Those who made the list? I’ve filtered everyone else, so here’s the Latino-friendly list:


#79 Ana De La Reguera. Not a bad choice. According to the website, the sultry Mexican actress earned a 91% on her sexiness report card. 

The site drooled: “engaging brown eyes, perfect complexion, cascading locks, and unforgettable figure… ole”

But how did #78 Nadine Velazquez get a 93% from readers against Ana’s 84%. Go fig. Click on to read the see the other ladies who topped the countdown.

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Eva’s Motherhood Hopes for Jessica

In Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba on January 31, 2008 at 12:30 pm

Jessica Alba is going to be a great mother.


 At least that’s what Eva Longoria’s mommy radar senses. During a gushfest that had people me wondering whether E.Lo was the newly appointed publicist for the relationship of La Alba and Cash Warren, Evasita said:

She’s going to be amazing!She has to be one of the most compassionate, loving people you’ve ever met, and she is going to raise the most awesome human being in this world!”
Oh, brother.


Eva Longoria Rocks the Red Carpet at the SAG Awards

In America Ferrera, Eva Longoria, Javier Bardem, Sara Ramirez on January 28, 2008 at 11:34 am


Ooh, E.Lo’s looking great. The hair and jewelry I mean. That dress looks like it’s just hanging. The fabric reminds me of those rectanble tablecloths my grandmother puts on her dining room table on Palm Sunday. That sleepy vixen pose and gaze looks good and the dress makes the best of her back rack… at least.

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Eva Longoria Baby Bump Shopping

In Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez on January 25, 2008 at 12:35 pm

Eva Longoria was caught buying baby clothes. No, they’re not for her, but for her amijita Jennifer Lopez. As if Yeni needed any more baby stuff.


Speaking about her own eventual plans for motherhood with husband Tony Parker, E.Lo told the British press:

“We’re so happy if we get pregnant, and if we don’t, we’re okay.  We’re just letting God decide it.”
In the meantime, guess she’s getting some good training in baby clothes shopping.


Eva Longoria Building a Nest?

In Eva Longoria on January 14, 2008 at 12:22 pm

Tony Parker wants to have a few juniors and juniorettes with his wife Eva Longoria.  Says Eva:


“Tony wants his children to be able to see him play… and I’d like lots of little TP juniors.”

Meanwhile, Eva is giving the hand to pregnancy rumors.

“We’ve [the TV writing world] been on strike, so I’ve been home in Texas. I’ve gained 10 pounds just cooking and eating.”

It’s cooking fat, okay. Not baby (bump) fat.


Eva Longoria Laxing with Exercisin’

In Eva Longoria on January 8, 2008 at 9:11 am

Not that she has the ring on her finger and is known in social circles as Mrs. Tony Parker, Eva Longoria has been neglecting the treadmill:

    “Now that I’m married, I don’t have to try so hard,” The Times of India quotes Mrs. Parker as saying.

    Girl, you still got some of those New Year’s Eve martinis-vodka cocktail streaming in your cerebrum?…You better work it.

     Just ’cause that whole Alexandra Paressant story turned out to be fallacious does not mean you have to let go of the b-o-d-y.

    Eva says that she never exercised to look good for her man in the first place.   “I grew up as an athlete, so I wanted to be strong and healthy, not so much thin and beautiful. So that’s not what I work out for.”