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Was Jessica Alba a Slut in School

In Jessica Alba on March 4, 2008 at 10:00 am

Jessica Alba was considered a junior high harlot in school. Even by her principal and prim and proper mothers of girls at her middle school. The actress revealed this in an upcoming book by author Ellyn Spraggin entitled: If I Had Known Then:

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“The accusation still ricochets . . . They think I’m a slut? Boys are awful. “

La Alba has some advice for young girls of today throw in:

“They [talkin’ about the hombres] are made of nothing but hormones until they’re about 20 or 21 . . . It’s fun to have a crush, but don’t think it’s forever . . . And use birth control and condoms, please.”

Guess, she’ll pass this on to the brown baby she’ll be having.

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Guess Who?

In Jessica Alba on March 3, 2008 at 9:00 am

There’s a Latina in Paris.

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 ¿Quien es?

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Latinos Shine on the Oscar Red Carpet

In Cameron Diaz, Jessica Alba, Penelope Cruz on February 25, 2008 at 9:00 am

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Mira! It’s the once and future Mrs. Cash Warren along with Cameronita. Oh, the glamor.

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Oh, look, its Penelope. She looks like she was in a morgue cabinet/drawer for a good 4 hours. She looks so flushed. Love the accessories though, from the pearl drop earring to the purse (again those purses!).

Who’s That?

In Jessica Alba on February 15, 2008 at 8:00 am

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Who is this girl, trying to hide her face. Hint: She’s a serial face coverer. Want to know who she is? Huh, huh, huh?

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Prodigal Daughter Jessica Alba

In Jessica Alba on February 13, 2008 at 8:08 am

Now that being Latina is in style, Jessica Alba wants to join the band wagon.

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The star is reclaiming her roots, roots she claims she never denied. Ooh, and she wants the fetus growing within her to be dark. Like her. And about reports that she’s said she didn’t consider herself Latina:

“I  never said that. Cut loose from what? Why would I want to cut loose from the only family I know? I always took pride in being Latina, it’s something I always embraced. But when I got shunned, it made me feel really bad, like maybe I’m not.”

La Alba closed out by saying that Latinas are, well, quite hot, so much so that they’re spawning imitators:

“I like that I look different; I like having flavor. I think it’s funny that women get their lips injected, butt implants – everyone wants to look like us now.”

Making it so much easier for you to say you’re Latina, huh, Yessy?

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A Glamina in Tech Geek’s Court

In Jessica Alba on February 11, 2008 at 8:00 am

Jessica Alba might want to wipe herself with some drool disinfectant after guesting at the  Academy of Motion Picture Arts kept its Scientific and Technical Awards dinner. Said an adoring techgeek:

“For a computer geek like me, it’s really sexy to hear Jessica talk about stable, semi-Lagrangian fluid flows.”

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Ooh, and look. She’s really showing. But, where was Cashito? Probably at home plopping up those pillows in preparation of sleeping on the couch again tonight.

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Jessica Gets an Early Baby Shower from Tyra Banks

In Jessica Alba on February 4, 2008 at 9:52 am

Talk show host Tyra Banks gifted expecting mamacita Jessica Alba about $6k in baby gifts while the actress was promoting her movie The Eye on her show last week.

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There’s something peculiar about celebrities gifting celebrities. Why couldn’t Tyra donate those gifts to some Guatemalan orphanage? And shouldn’t gifting be a private affair? Oh, unless some sleek product placement is involved.

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Latinas on AskMen’s 99 Sexiest Women Countdown

In Adriana Lima, Ana De La Reguera, Christina Aguilera, Danna Garcia, Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Jessica Alba, Nadine Velazquez, Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, Shakira, Sofia Vergara on February 1, 2008 at 8:50 am

AskMen.com did their annual 99 Sexiest Women countdown and not suprisingly, a lot of Latinas made the list. Those who made the list? I’ve filtered everyone else, so here’s the Latino-friendly list:

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#79 Ana De La Reguera. Not a bad choice. According to the website, the sultry Mexican actress earned a 91% on her sexiness report card. 

The site drooled: “engaging brown eyes, perfect complexion, cascading locks, and unforgettable figure… ole”

But how did #78 Nadine Velazquez get a 93% from readers against Ana’s 84%. Go fig. Click on to read the see the other ladies who topped the countdown.

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Eva’s Motherhood Hopes for Jessica

In Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba on January 31, 2008 at 12:30 pm

Jessica Alba is going to be a great mother.

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 At least that’s what Eva Longoria’s mommy radar senses. During a gushfest that had people me wondering whether E.Lo was the newly appointed publicist for the relationship of La Alba and Cash Warren, Evasita said:

She’s going to be amazing!She has to be one of the most compassionate, loving people you’ve ever met, and she is going to raise the most awesome human being in this world!”
Oh, brother.

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Jessica Alba on the Today Show

In Jessica Alba on January 28, 2008 at 2:52 pm

Jessica Alba looked quite glowing as she spoke to Matt Lauer ealier today on “The Today Show.”

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The actress discussed her newest movie The Eye as well as her pregnancy. Of impending mamahood, Jessy told Lauer:

“You definitely have to go with the flow. You definitely have to surrender. But it’s a shock to a system. Again, I’ve never been one to emphasize anything on my looks or anything. It was just the polls, the magazines, they do it. It was never my thing. So I really don’t care.”

Girl, you trying to tell us that the fact that your body is blowing off and that you will be off those sexy package polls won’t bother you? Jessy, please. Whatev.