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Countdown to Jackie Guerrido’s Wedding

In Don Omar, Jackie Guerrido on March 14, 2008 at 10:00 am

If you have no life like I do, you probably are crossing out the date squares as the date gets closer and closer to Jackie Guerrido’s wedding to Don Omar. April 19th is the special day for the enamorados.

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Hope that calendar is multiple years, this way you won’t have to buy another one for the countdown the days until el divorcio.

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Don Omar el Perro

In Don Omar, Jackie Guerrido on December 11, 2007 at 11:10 pm

donomarjackieguerrido180.jpgSo, Don Omar told Puerto Rico’s El Nuevo Día  that the scandal in which an Argentinean prostitute claimed that she had sex with him while he engaged to his fiancé Jackie Guerrido, brought the two of them (him and his fiancee Jackie Guerrido) closer? Oh, por favor.  

Jackie, I know you’re 39 and you feel that Don Perro at his whopping 29 is a great catch. You probably don’t want to be single again. It’s too much work. Mami and papi are crying out for nietos already, but trust me, the other alternative is to be constantly be cheated on. So, he’s cheated on you and you’re  ironing it out. Probably you were making more excuses for him than he was. You probably feel that you’ve invested too much time already in  those Spring 2008 wedding preparations, but trust me girl…it ain’t worth it. Wait, okay? I swear you’ll find someone better. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.