Archive for the ‘Aracely Arámbula’ Category

Gloria Estefan’s House Guest

In Aracely Arámbula, Gloria Estefan on March 14, 2008 at 8:00 am

So, Jennifer Anniston is staying in the mother-in-law quarters at Gloria Estefan’s Miami home, while filming her new movie Marley and Me? And she’s not being charged for rent.


Gloria, if you’re still feeling hospitable, please reach out to Aracely Arambula. It seems as if your little sunshine state abode is becoming a haven for the lowly spirited and the broken-hearted.



Luis Miguel and Aracely Say Adios

In Aracely Arámbula, Luis Miguel on March 6, 2008 at 8:00 am

…to their relationship. Pretty much everyone saw it coming.


It was only a matter of time. You just know Luismi’s megalomaniac self and mujerianing was a big factor in the break-up. He wanted the mother-housemaid-nanny-lover combo, and guess Aracely just wasn’t having it. Pobre Miguelito, in the middle of it all.


Aracely Arambula, Baby Adviser

In Aracely Arámbula, Luis Miguel on February 29, 2008 at 10:00 am

Want to know todo about your bebe? Why not turn to Aracely Arambula? The baby mamma and wife of LuisMi’s show—entitled fittingly enough  “¡Viva la Familia!” will be coming to your local Univision affiliate station, with Aracely churning out motherly/parenting advice. Can’t figure out how Telemundo didn’t bid on it.


Wonder what advice Aracely could possibly have to give. Am pretty sure all the poop clearing is done by a nanna, so she wouldn’t be able to comment on that. Second-hand knowledge is not so bad.


Aracely and Luis Miguel as Tight as Ever?

In Aracely Arámbula, Luis Miguel, Miguelito on February 6, 2008 at 11:00 am

Aracely Arámbula is standing by her man Luis Miguel. Despite the fact that there has been wide reports that Miguelomaniac had a jumpoff—none other than Luciana Salazar–Aracely told Univision TV host Rodner Figueroa, that the two of them are doing okay, thank you.


 The tv personality summarized his interview with the star during an encounter in New York recently:

“Ella no quiere perder su tiempo en aclarar rumores, está enfocada en su vida familiar. Me dijo que Luis Miguel, Miguelito y ella están conectados por un cordón umbilical.”

She didn’t want to waste any time addressing rumors. She’s very preoccupied with her family life. She told me that Luis Miguel, Miguelito [that’ll be her 1 year old son by Luis Miguelomaniac] are connected like an umbilical cord. 

And you can’t get any connected that. But umbilical cords can get caught off, Aracelita. Bet you the minute your new Televisa contract puts you to work, Luis Miguelomaniac will start acting up, resume and/or increase in his collecting jumpoffs. Pobre Aracely.  One day, she’ll see the light and leave this perro for good.


Luis Miguel, the Narcissist

In Aracely Arámbula, Luis Miguel on December 18, 2007 at 8:15 pm


There’s been reports flying all over the place that Don Juan Luis Miguel has been seen around town quite a lot without being the company of his baby mother Aracely Arámbula. Supposedly the two have been at it because Aracely is insisting on picking up her career as a TV star. He doesn’t want her too. He’s, ahem, afraid of the effects that the celebrity and media exposure will  have on their nearly one-year old son Miguelito. Oh, please.  I think I see a machovisnistic maldito when I see one. I’m beginning to see a pattern here. Luis Miguel just can’t handle a famous wife. Remember when he and Mariah Carey were an item? That didn’t last. He always wants his girlfriend of the moment to drop everything for him. Jerk.