Mariah on Saturday Night Live

Janet is sick, so La Riah will be filling in her zapatos as the musical guest on Saturday Night Live.

Me!Me! can sure sing, but can she be funny?

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Mariah on The Hills s-i-n-g-i-n-g

La Riah is coming to the MTV TV show The Hills. Me!Me! will be on there, just as the release for her newest album “E=MC2 approaching, gueststarring.

Nice going, La Riah.

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Mariah Carey Returns With a Diss (?)

Have you heard Mariah Carey’s first single from her upcoming That Chick album?

 

It’s called “Touch My Body” and djs across the country have it on repeat play.  At this time, I would like to bring your attention to a little line she has in the song, in which she chides a lover, saying:

… if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
‘Cause they be up in my bidness
Like a Wendy interview

Some are speculating that this is a diss to radio personality Wendy Williams, but

Mariah’s Aging Blues

Mariah is turning 40 in 2010, and she’s already panicking. A no-good friend told the London Mirror:

“She kept having to raid old closets for bigger clothes or buy new stuff. Finally, she just said to herself: ‘You’re stronger than this – you can be any size you want.’”

 All the self-talk, though, didn’t stop the panic. So, La Riah hit the diet circuit. The frienemy continued with her snitching, saying that Me!Me! was quite happy with the results she got, telling her friend:

“I’m muscular and have a butt and thighs, so I’ll never be as skinny as Paris Hilton.But I think I look good and I feel good, too. I hope I’m turning a few heads for a while to come.”

You will querida. Comfort yourself with these thoughts Me!Me!: at least you’re not turning 50 in two years.

Mariah Carey Don’t Like “Ugly”

Who’s afraid of a tad bit of ethnicity in their realms? According to a hissiper on the set of Mariah Carey’s new movie Tennessee, La Riah was a bit uncomfty about getting her nose beefed up:

“Mariah is the nicest person to work with; everyone loves her. But she was uncomfortable being uglied up for the part. When she saw the nose, she called her people and decided against it.”

She said yeah to cornrows, but I guess the nose would make her a little more too ethnic. Girl, what’s wrong with you? That’s what getting into character is all about, or do you want Tennessee to be another Glitter?  

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Shakira, Christina, and Mariah Got Mucho Lanita

 

Shakira, Christina Aguilera, and Mariah Carey have yet another thing in common. They’re the only three Latinas to make Forbes magazine’s list of highest grossing female musical artists for the fiscal year of 2007.

 

Mariah Carey on “American Idol” Judge Album

Mariah Carey is one the many artists featured on American Idol Judge Randy Jackson’s upcoming Dream Merchant album compilation “Randy Jackson’s Music Club, Vol. 1″.

 

The Riah makes the musical appearance on the song “I Understand” along with Bebe Winans, Kim Burrell, Rance Allen,  and Hezekiah Walker and his The Love Fellowship Tabernacle Church Choir. MeMe is obviously warming us softly for her own album later on this Spring.

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Mariah Carey: I Never Dissed J.Lo

Mariah Carey says that reports that she referred to Jennifer Lopez as “a pig” is so untrue.

“This is just some internet gossip and it’s pathetic that people actually entertain the thought that this could be real. This is another sad example of two strong women being pit against each other.”

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Mariah’s Final Resort: Speed-dating

Mariah Carey reportedly wants to give speed-dating a try.

“I like the idea of 15 mini-relationships each lasting three minutes and then you go home alone!”
Gee, didn’t know MeMe was that disillusioned. She said she found the format of speed-dating appealing:

 ”What is a date supposed to be like in the 21st century? It’s a bit old-fashioned and formal for me. I mean, I dont need to know if the guy can afford to buy me dinner, do I?”

And if speed-dating doesn’t

Mariah Carey Says Hell No to Jennifer Lopez Duet

At some point, your overworking brain has probably thought about how great it would be if Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez, two great Latinas would do a song together. File this fantasy under ‘Dream On’, ’cause it ain’t gonna happen. When asked about the possibility, Mariah, while being interviewed by “Inside Hollywood”, The Riah said:

 

“I’d rather be on stage with a pig! A duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just isn’t going to happen.”

Ouch. Sounds like a little bit of resentment to me. Yeni doesn’t have half of the pipes, but she gets as much fame and attention. This must be getting on Mariah’s nerves.

According to a source, this rivalry goes waaay back, when J.Lo sampled two of the songs that would eventually be on soundtrack to Mariah’s soundrack to her movie Glitter.

“Mariah was so paranoid about the music getting out that we had another singer sing the temporary versions before the film was released.”

We all know the rest of the story. Glitter tanked, and J.Lo’s album blew up. But surely, there’s enough room for everyone.