Rapper Shyne’s papa is Belize’s first black prime minister, and he’s (Shyne) getting released from prison sometime this year. Watch your back, Diddy. [Hip Hossip]
Nicolas Cage tries to jugar with Tio Sam. Gee Nico, I coudda told you it ain’t worth it, and I wouldn’t have charged you a consultation fee, either. [HollyScoop]
On to a scarier Dora the Explorer. Ninos, get your blankets ready. [Guanabee]
Roger Clemens? Darn that Yankee. [The Bosh]
