The Latina Preggers Club is now in session and is abuzzing.
Club treasurer Jennifer Lopez is worried sick about pregnancy weight gain. Club President Salma Hayek hooks her mamalas to a breast-feeding pump, even when she’s not breastfeeding. It’ll help her lose weight…she thinks. And now…now junior member Jessica Alba…wait…let’s hear it from the lady herself:
“breastfeeding … is the only thing I’m paranoid about. More than giving birth.”
So what excatly are you afraid of Jessy? That little Junior Warren is gonna suck those teetays right off your chest? Or worse yet, that they’ll sag. Hee, hee. Then you’ll have to slid right off those Maxim and AskMen.com countdowns, huh?
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